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1. Who are you? Why are we tormented with the visage of that small furry creature?

I am "that small creature" and I am a gerbil by the name of Nadsworth. I will be your personal guide as you explore my website.

2. You're kidding me. A gerbil? Hey... Didn't I hear some bizarre rumor about a gerbil and some Hollywood celebrity...?

I am deeply offended that you have brought up such nonsense. I, Nadsworth, am adamantly against such bestiality and animal abuse!!

3. What is the purpose of this place?

I like to play games, but I also have interests in computers and chess. I want to entertain you and also help you wherever your interests happen to overlap with mine.

4. Who are the primary rodents that we'll interact with on this site?

Well, you've already met me, Nadsworth. In addition, there's my live-in partner Spishie, my pint-sized daughter Pinty, my friend Menchy, my trusty attorney-at-law, Mannis Manischevitz, Esq., and my burly neighbor, Snuh.

5. Does www.Nadsworth.net have games that I can play?

Why yes, yes we do. I, Nadsworth, am developing these games as we speak.

6. Do you give away money in a shameless display of catering to public greed?

No, no we don't. But there are already plenty of sites out there that do that. Instead, we have contests.

7. Where does Nadsworth make his home?

I live in the warm confines of Maryland with my life partner, Suspicious Aloysius. I have my own apartment, where I get my kicks by programming, building model rockets, playing competitive chess, and tending to the needs of my dear Spishie. Wait, you say, how does a rodent pull down enough income to rent an apartment? Well, before I retired, I was comfortably employed as a butler, and I now reap the rewards of a fat retirement pension.

8. I am a rodent seeking gainful employment. Will you review my résumè and cover letter?

Hmmm... I suppose, but I am a self-employed gerbil, and thus I really must minimize overhead in my enterprise, you know. But I will consider your application, especially if your rodent credentials impress me.

9. Are you a female? Why do you have a Cesarian-section scar running down your abdomen?

I most certainly am not!! I am 100% red-blooded male—just ask Spishie! That vertical slit running down the length of my belly is the opening to my scent gland, from which I release my distinct rodent musk. All gerbils possess these "perfume factories" to communicate with one another in a rich language of musky nuances.

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1. Who are you? Why are we tormented with the visage of that small furry creature? I am "that small creature" and I am a gerbil by the name of Nadsworth. I will be your personal guide as you explore my website.
2. You're kidding me. A gerbil? Hey... Didn't I hear some bizarre rumor about a gerbil and some Hollywood celebrity...? I am deeply offended that you have brought up such nonsense. I, Nadsworth, am adamantly against such bestiality and animal abuse!!
3. What is the purpose of this place? I like to play games, but I also have interests in computers and chess. I want to entertain you and also help you wherever your interests happen to overlap with mine.
4. Who are the primary rodents that we'll interact with on this site? Well, you've already met me, Nadsworth. In addition, there's my live-in partner Spishie, my pint-sized daughter Pinty, my friend Menchy, my trusty attorney-at-law, Mannis Manischevitz, Esq., and my burly neighbor, Snuh.
5. Does www.Nadsworth.net have games that I can play? Why yes, yes we do. I, Nadsworth, am developing these games as we speak.
6. Do you give away money in a shameless display of catering to public greed? No, no we don't. But there are already plenty of sites out there that do that. Instead, we have contests.
7. Where does Nadsworth make his home? I live in the warm confines of Maryland with my life partner, Suspicious Aloysius. I have my own apartment, where I get my kicks by programming, building model rockets, playing competitive chess, and tending to the needs of my dear Spishie. Wait, you say, how does a rodent pull down enough income to rent an apartment? Well, before I retired, I was comfortably employed as a butler, and I now reap the rewards of a fat retirement pension.
8. I am a rodent seeking gainful employment. Will you review my résumè and cover letter? Hmmm... I suppose, but I am a self-employed gerbil, and thus I really must minimize overhead in my enterprise, you know. But I will consider your application, especially if your rodent credentials impress me.
9. Are you a female? Why do you have a Cesarian-section scar running down your abdomen? I most certainly am not!! I am 100% red-blooded male—just ask Spishie! That vertical slit running down the length of my belly is the opening to my scent gland, from which I release my distinct rodent musk. All gerbils possess these "perfume factories" to communicate with one another in a rich language of musky nuances.